God: "Abraham, I am going to make you the father of many nations"
Abraham: "naah, my wife is too old"
God: "Moses, You will lead my people out of Israel"
Moses: "You must be mistaken, I don't talk to good"
God "Gideon, rally the Israelites and i will give you victory in
battle"
Gideon: Ya, I know you created the universe and all, but I am going to
need a sign.
...supernatural sign complete...
Gideon: "Ya I am going to need another sign"
Jesus:" I am going to die and be raised up in three days"
Apostles: "why did the guy we thought was the messiah just die"
God: " My divine power has given us everything you need for life and godliness through your
knowledge of ME " and "I work everything to the good of those who love me, who are called according to my purpose"
Andrea: "__insert constant lame excuses, failures, and worries
here____"
Sometimes I
just don't get it... I work for the guy who created everything.
15He is the image
of the invisible God, the firstborn of all creation.16For by Him all
things were created, both in the heavens and on earth, visible and
invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things
have been created through Him and for Him.17He is before all
things, and in Him all things hold together.18He is also head
of the body, the church; and He is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead,
so that He Himself will come to have first place in everything.19For it was the Father’s
good pleasure for all the fullness to dwell in Him,20and through Him
to reconcile all things to Himself, having made peace through the blood of His
cross; through Him, I say, whether things on earth or things in heaven. Colossians 1
